swoopyswish:

micdotcom:

Trump tried to pretend he never said climate change is a Chinese hoax

In 2012, Trump did, in fact, perpetuate the notion that climate change is a hoax created by the Chinese in a tweet. He has since claimed that it was “a joke,” but he has in fact stood by the substance of it.

His campaign has already deleted these tweets, btw

impratical:

thosevideogamemoments:

kidaXV:

I may have discovered what leaving the vault looks like in third person

Never change Bethesda. Your complete and total willingness to cut corners anywhere and everywhere is fucking hilarious.

futurekelsomd:

My god Parks and Rec foreshadowed this fucking election

brunz:

fakepreme:

girapharah:

nogfhaver:

fakepreme:

sympolite:

marylandhateblog:

fakepreme:

what the fuck

I honestly can’t tell if this is an edit or not.

when they say gyro like “juy-row” but you know it’s “yee-row” but everyone thinks you’re wrong so you get chewed out

when austerity fucks your economy and Germany won’t bail you out

when you ask the audience if they are not entertained

When you get called out in the Catalinarian Orations

when some crackpot oracle tells you your son is going to kill you and fuck your wife so you chain the baby bastards feet to a rock in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and the madman comes back and actually does it

when you’re spongebob but big

When an oracle says your daughters kid is gonna kill you so you lick her up but she has a kid with Zeus and escapes and years later you’re visiting another kingdom for a wedding and the brides son fucking drops a woman head with snakes on it and kills everyone in the room except the bride.

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Look buddy, as long as your country keeps affecting every other country in the world, I’m gonna keep offering my opinion on the shit that goes down in it.

Believe me, I’d love if the United States’ global influence were lessened to the point where I didn’t have to worry about it all the time.

Considering the result of the election could be ww3, I think foreigners have every right to say their opinions

nilvoid:

nilvoid:

fuck the way Trump talks about his own accomplishments is so funny

“When I built that hotel over a haunted cemetery I did a great job, all the ghosts loved me, I’m so proud of it, I was such a good boy”

z-nogyrop:

there are only two genders: kill or be killed

What about pacifism

booksofadam:

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