setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

swarnpert:

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

These clouds are terrifying

These clouds are terrifying

frontpagewoman:

99 year old daughter of a slave, Ruth Bonner and family ringing the freedom bell.

schpog-art:

Sorry that’s so stupid but was so much fun to draw
For @glasworks !

yinx1:

CACKLES

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jbk405:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“Can I please just go to my lessons and get an education”

All he EVER wanted was just to go to school.

Harry: I hope this year will be quiet and uneventful and no one I know is going to be mind controlled kidnapped or murdered

Voldemort: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN IT’S AVADA KEDAVRA TIME

unclefather:

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

sn0wbro:

actually we’re all wrong

the clear winner for best kirby-copy-ability

is the fridge kirby from kirby 64

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