male country artists: i love my truck and my beers
female country artists: i am going to kill my husband
“Can I please just go to my lessons and get an education”
All he EVER wanted was just to go to school.
Harry: I hope this year will be quiet and uneventful and no one I know is going to be mind controlled kidnapped or murdered
Voldemort: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN IT’S AVADA KEDAVRA TIME
Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators
