Silver Tongue
irrelevanthiccup:
“Thank you @nightinthewoodsgame team for making such an amazing experience.
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irrelevanthiccup:

Thank you @nightinthewoodsgame team for making such an amazing experience.

dave-corp:
“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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dave-corp:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

starcherub:
“let vriska say cuck!!!!!!!!
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starcherub:

let vriska say cuck!!!!!!!!

 - Wonderland Parts 1 2 3 Mixed Together

fishfingersandscarves:

so it’s pretty obvious that all the wonderland parts sound the similar but i wondered what all three would sound like together

all audio was created by Griffin McElroy I own nothing

“How about you check, if the Door is even locked?”

yourplayersaidwhat:

- Me (DM) after three hours in which the rouge failed one check after another and the rest of the party was focused on a mousehole.

countess7:
“ buggery-approved:
“ whatswrongwithblue:
“ toshio-the-starman:
“ onyx-san:
“ siddharthasmama:
“ angel-with-a-flower-crown:
“ maggiemunkee:
“ ultrafacts:
“ Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
”
I read an anecdote from someone...

countess7:

buggery-approved:

whatswrongwithblue:

toshio-the-starman:

onyx-san:

siddharthasmama:

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.

He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.

Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. 

Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. 

If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” 

If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.

But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. 

Parrots are people.

@oneshortdamnfuse

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Originally posted by meet-the-girl-who-can

mudkipful:
“ personal headcanon: in au’s where asriel was reborned/is alive he leaves a trail of flowers when he steps on soil/other earth stuff
”

mudkipful:

personal headcanon: in au’s where asriel was reborned/is alive he leaves a trail of flowers when he steps on soil/other earth stuff

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

grumpquoteoftheday:

from today’s faces of evil. this is gonna be in some “best of’s.”

[gqotd]