feitanswife:

sailurmars:

mycroftrh:

gerbthenerd:

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

WHAT

question, how much does it cost to immigrate there?

runcibility:

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

rosexknight:

“This TV isn’t 4K it doesn’t say it on the box I ordered a 4K!”

“Yes ma'am sometimes they don’t put them on the box but you picked up the TV and that was the one you ordered. If it wasn’t it wouldn’t have let me pick it up.”

“I understand but what if it’s not 4K.”

“I’m looking at your order and the specs of the TV on it right now and it’s a 4K. It’s the one you ordered.”

“But what if when he ordered it he put it in wrong and it’s not a 4K?!”

“Ma'am did you order [this] TV?”

“Yes.”

“And on the pickup sticker on the box does it list that same TV?”

“Yes.”

“Then the TV that you got is the same TV you ordered.”

“Okay I understand what you’re saying but what if they ordered me the wrong TV?! It’s crazy that they won’t list on the box that it’s a 4K how do we know if it IS one?!”

Well good golly gee I just have no idea…

argumate:

lady-feral:

kingjaffejoffer:

Boss shit

Literal actual goals

that was intensely satisfying

postmarxed:

Finally a conservative version of here’s how Bernie can still win

maxeth:

karkat-doodle-doo:

whelf:

Still one of my favorite tweets

@biophucker

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placidsloth:

snommelp:

geekandmisandry:

cerealkillerrr:

freikorps:

The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC

Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining

I mean he’s straight surrendering to liberalism

Omg, look at these people losing their shit because someone dares call out shitty Christians who hide behind God.

How dare he.

Since it was an image of a tweet, not a link to the news story, I had to go track it down. The CNN story starts thusly:

If you’re a Christian who exploits people, leads a double life or manages a “dirty” business, perhaps it’s better not to call yourself a believer, Pope Francis suggested in a homily on Thursday in Rome.

“So many Christians are like this, and these people scandalize others,” Francis said during morning Mass at Casa Santa Marta, according to Vatican Radio. “How many times have we heard – all of us, around the neighborhood and elsewhere – ‘But to be a Catholic like that, it’s better to be an atheist.’ It is that: scandal.”

And it continues on from there. Pope Francis was preaching on Mark 9:41-50, which is the bit where Jesus says stuff like “whoever causes on of these little ones to sin, it would be better if he put a millstone around his neck and threw it in the sea.” The pope’s homily (in what is a textbook definition of a homily) took Jesus’ words from the Bible and faithfully applied them to modern life. This homily couldn’t even be potentially interpreted as a departure from long-standing Catholic teaching, either. He practically read straight from the Catholic Catechism.

So, yeah. Pope reminds shitty Christians what Jesus actually said (and what the Church actually teaches), shitty Christians declare that the Pope isn’t a Christian.

this pope is easily my favoritest pope.

pope francis is so rad.