Silver Tongue
dave-corp:
“say goodbye to neon-becky
”

dave-corp:

say goodbye to neon-becky 

chefpyro:
“Uncle Phil is Will Smith who went back in time to put his younger self on a better path.
”

chefpyro:

Uncle Phil is Will Smith who went back in time to put his younger self on a better path.

salty-nigga-senpai:

nihon-the-yaoi-dealer:

smis-happens:

enigma-boi:

internetispersonae:

Loads of seconds in MS Paint

It’s a better version of this YTMND from yonks back

Also I haven’t seen a good Bayeux Tapestry meme for a LONG while

@longdongjojo69

@salty-nigga-senpai

Never thought I needed this, now I know I wanted this.

zombiesandporn:

that-damn-owl:

fuckin ownd

he just smeared a dead fetus onto his uncle’s face 

slenderlock:

(original post here)

Is it a kidnapping because they’re an actual kid or because they’re short?
Bard, after learning we have to save a kidnapped dwarf sorceress (via yourplayersaidwhat)

thexfiles:

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captainsnoop:

the reason the feet in skyrim games look like they’re the video game quake is because todd howard has a foot fetish

“but that makes no sense!” you exclaim, drooling, “if he had a foot fetish, wouldn’t the feet look good and not like quake?”

you see, by making the feet look like quake, he’s giving foot fetish modders a job. and they excel at their job. they will make exquisite replacement feet, far more beautiful than anything todd howard could make himself with his tiny hands. if todd made beautiful feet in the default game, he would be outed as a foot fetishist. if todd makes excessively bad feet, people will make exquisite feet beyond your imagination. todd gets beautiful feet and the world is none the wiser.

the perfect crime. 

Sounds like a McElroy theory

tohdraws:
“Giant Wurm
The camels are their only hopes for escape now.
”

tohdraws:

Giant Wurm 

The camels are their only hopes for escape now.