pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause
I hope pornhub becomes a benevolent conglomerate that does what the government should be doing. I can’t wait for pornhub to help fund universal healthcare and launch investigations on the corrupt politicians. Because there’s nothing more punk than the porn industry taking better care of the people than the government



