Silver Tongue

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

I hope pornhub becomes a benevolent conglomerate that does what the government should be doing. I can’t wait for pornhub to help fund universal healthcare and launch investigations on the corrupt politicians. Because there’s nothing more punk than the porn industry taking better care of the people than the government

silkandcinnamon:

nailtipflips:

foreverweirdnartsy:

bellaxiao:

yet the media is silent

Oh my god, I’ve never even heard of this until now😧

Let 64,000 Beckies go missing, there would be national coverage, hourly updates, check points all over. This country don’t care about black people.

^^^

queenbean03:

maeda-motoko:

The women of Samurai Jack 💗

You forgot the best one.

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unrelatableuserboxes:

i just got called piss jesus and it made me have a revelation. we can all turn water into piss. We Are All Piss Jesus

fruitsgood:

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt:

fruitsgood:

i am allowed this one(1) cropped hentai reaction image, it is my right

No its not

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I was in a fun drawpile. I’m proud of my pics of garyl as well as the taako rex

mygenderadventures:
“ Gender Adventures #10: No Return Policy
This was originally meant to be part of a much larger comic but I decided it wasn’t quite flowing right so I’m going to redo that one at a later date. Sorry about yet another style change,...

mygenderadventures:

Gender Adventures #10: No Return Policy

This was originally meant to be part of a much larger comic but I decided it wasn’t quite flowing right so I’m going to redo that one at a later date. Sorry about yet another style change, I’m still trying to figure out how I want this comic to look!

please don’t repost without permission

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jourdehn:

lianabrooks:

bryarly:

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

New plan

benfoldsone:
“ okaysizedbangtheory:
“ you done it
”
congration
”

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration