Honestly, after everything that happened in this episode, this was the most intense moment and deserved the right tone

clientsfromhell:

A client asked me for short commercial with an animated graphic.

Client: So many problems! For one, the font doesn’t work at all.

Me: I used the font you asked me to use. If you recall, I told you that it might not work beforehand and you told me to use it.

Client: …Fine. I also don’t like the colors.

Me: Butt you chose them.

Client: Well, I’ve changed my mind. Change them.

Me: Got it. Anything else?

Client: I thought I asked for music and sound effects, you sent me a silent film.

Me: Oh no, there’s sound.

Client: Are you calling me a liar?

Me: Not at all! Are your headphones plugged in by any chance?

Client: ….

Client: I don’t like you.


Want to know if freelancing is for you? 

danidery:

Let’s just hope she has a decent aim

Anon wanted some Ford and Wendy interaction 

wasmnowf:

giraffepoliceforce:

uselessgaywhovian:

drquantum:

uselessgaywhovian:

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.

That is not a fun fact

hypostatics:

he fucking just

sproutson:
“cold mornin’s
”

sproutson:

cold mornin’s

quartz-poker:

knownfilmhoe:

ygrittebardots:

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

But he didn’t mindrape anyone.

Not like his grandson. His grandson mindrapes everybody.

let’s be honest, the jedi didn’t want balance in the force, tehy wanted to rule it. They were not much different from the sith in that regard. Anikin did fulfil his prophecy by disposing of both the jedi and the sith leaving the new order of neutral force users (luke) to pave the way

snapbacksteven:

Internal distressed lesbian dialogue.

humlors:
“ someone help alex hirsch
”

humlors:

someone help alex hirsch