theweegeemeister:

Ok is there ever an explanation to why side characters in Zelda games still are around even though the games are sometimes 100 years + apart?

Are they tied to the same fate as Zelda or Link or even Epona? Like they just keep coming back when needed?

If so I want to see the ancient scroll that’s like “To keep this realm in balance you need courage, wisdom and power to live in harmony. Also you need Beedle the shopkeeper, as his prices are reasonable and he is a very friendly guy.”

Well tingle is an organization. it’s not even his real name. The ingles are a group of merchants chosen by the king of rupees to sell wares at exuberant prices to pay tribute to the god. so tingle is a title, not a name.

As for epona, It’s possible link is the one who names her after the second link got a horse named epona. so like, the twilight princess link named her epona as some sort of residual memory from a past life.

beedle is straight up a dimension hopper. he was in phantom hourglass which takes place in a world beyond wind waker similar to how termina is. He was there in the very beginning. back when skyloft destroyed demise all the way to 100 years after the fall of hyrule due to calamity ganon.

Basically, the merchants are the emissaries of eldrich horrors of the farthest depths of the void.

strawberrysweettreats:

Chibi Squishy Fillies for~

@nemovonsilver @tropic-fiesta @ask-frigiddrift

bitchimightbey:

l0rdfapulous:

tehnakki:

legalmexican:

afrojabi:

shitty-science:

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

kangaroowife:

stasya-sher:

A small NITW fanart *v* Can’t wait to plaaay itt

priceofliberty:

baketom:

Social justice thieves are the shoplifting community

I’m pretty sure the last social justice mage got arrested for stealing bones

I wanna be a social justice bard to seduce the patriachy