jt-sexkik:

Finally, a worthy heir to the distinguished legacy of None Pizza With Left Beef

falseknees:

Crows! :>

rosexknight:

frenchroasted:

survivingdaysalone:

that-red-dirt-road:

It’ll sell pads, tampons, diva cups, assorted pain killers, sweat pants, comfortable underwear, XXXL t-shirts, fuzzy socks, heating pads, hot water bottles.. There will be a snack session, assorted sweet and salty treats, assorted flowers, stuffed animals, people can drop off coupons (Free ice cream cone anyone?) as donations.. There will be a lounge in the back of the store where you can chill and watch chick flicks and snack and bitch about your bitchiness, it’ll be great

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

Oh, I love this. Plus, there are SO MANY punny names you could use.

Aunt Flo’s. Dracula’s Tea Shoppe. Bloody Mary’s. In the Red. Code Red. There Will Be Blood.

DON’T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!

in our last dnd session I got shunk down to 6 inches and we spent about an hour trying to pic the lock of a chest that was unlocked, checking arcana to see how long it would last and trying fighting a tiny centipede to see if it could fix me. turns out, all we had to do was leave the room.

moonlandingwasfaked:

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

jasperoura:

a slarf (slav scarf)

jaclcfrost:

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

• rude
• that’s fair
• not again
• are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

today is comic day on @homestuckartists server. so I went with the only comic worth drawing.