mousethephoenix:

website: hi! we noticed youre using adblock, which takes money away from us, which is really uncool :(

me: fukc ok one sec lemme disable adbl–

website: 

scotchtapeofficial:

skywatch housestuck and holetale

fuck yeah

otters are rad as shit!

soupery:

feynites:

writing-prompt-s:

You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part

Me: *plucks out another hair*

Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you’re not getting into the spirit of-

Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*

Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn’t it be a toe or a finger or something?

Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people ‘mean’ and not exactly how they’ve phrased things?

Sadistic Genie: …

Me: …

Sadistic Genie: …sometimes I-

Me: Just resurrect them already.

Originally posted by haiimonobear

iguanamouth:

hey

Just like bart

thebluepacience:

current mood: the face the steam train makes during the opening