Silver Tongue

aurumacadicus:

aurumacadicus:

The kids on TikTok think that just because he was a classic country singer, Johnny Cash was conservative??? My babies he covered a Nine Inch Nails song in his seventies.

Classic country singers (the majority of which came from poor roots) were always talking about how much The Man sucked because they were taking money from poor rural folk. You’re gonna tell me that’s conservative?? Get outta here.

And somehow on the opposite side of the scale with the same exact opinion the conservative kids say “I like the old country music, because there’s no politics to it” Woodie Guthrie’s got a “this machine kills fascists” sticker on his guitar? You think there’s no politics in 9 to 5 or Folsom Prison Blues?!

not classic country but remember that person complaining that rage against the machines lead guitarist was making political statements?

apotheotic-cravings:

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Kris keeps their body obscured by clothes 3 sizes too big for them at all times

loveletterworm:

berdly :) he is like a nephew to me 
(also i think kris would tell him about fake video game secrets like sonic in melee and mew under the truck and stuff like that. i think thatd be funny)

kris: you know if you beat the running man he’ll give you the key to the sky temple where the triforce is

 - The first note of Death By Glamour

worldheritagepostorganization:

cockyhorror:

exoskyll:

sin-artist:

catf8sh:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry

me, just harry: a what

World Heritage Post

shinraalpha:

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This meme is so niche but goddamnit it is *my* niche

@rosexknight​

supernulperfection:

arundelo:

tanadrin:

“meme” is now the generic term for “stuff on the internet” btw. funny comments on Reddit? memes. funny posts on Tumblr? memes. Good tiktoks? oxymoron, but memes. Your great aunt’s anti-vax conspiracy theories on Facebook? memes. The homepage of The New York Times? memes, baby!

[astronauts meme]

“It’s all memes?”

“Always has been”

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cloune:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

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Feel the succulent juice of the honeydew

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imagine being one of the most badass omnivores in the world and eating the worst fruit to exist