angler fish mating customs “If you were like a female anglerfish you wouldn’t have to go looking for a date. Instead, you’d release a chemical trail of pheromones into the water and the guys would find you. Unfortunately, male anglerfish are 40 times smaller than the females. However, they can give the ultimate love bite! If we were like an anglerfish, the male’s body would start to degenerate. His jaws would fuse into the skin and his internal organs would disappear.”
Ok yes this is very educational and cool but did they HAVE to illustrate it like this
here’s the full episode of animal planet’s The Most Extreme, the “Appendages” episode. i used to watch the shit out of these shows when i was kid lmao. the first animal in this episode is the chameleon, and they animate a person with a 3m long tongue, using it to launch a bag of potatos at his own face.
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who’s got that screen shot of the guy who posted a picture of his lunch and someone comments “is that a cheese stank?” and the other guy goes “no burtangos” or whatever I had a dream about that image last night
feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.
So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?
tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun
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