slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

putting deodorant on just for the pizza man

i knew the pizza lady and I didn’t shave im so embarassed

My delivery driver was not a Randy it was a Nicole

randy, is this a fight club situation?

stabbo:

hidden treasure

serpentaire:

quinncy:

parliamentrook:

squeeterbee:

vampireapologist:

I was Snowfall on Neopets.com! reblog and put yours in the tags!!

Adult Swim forums. nitemairb4xmas1. I was 14

Literally a specific chat room for Yahoo Chinese checkers. I have no idea how it started but there were a bunch of us regulars. I think my name was unicornmyst. I was 12. So cool.

Deviantart, went by Through-The-Monsoon

NeonDragonArt Oekaki! I was FurubaFan1000 (good god)

chrismenning:

youtube-maniac:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING

silver-tongues-blog:

This is Lomat. She is a pirate. Minus one eye and near sighted in the other, she has to use an awkward combination of eyepatch and glasses.

loycos:

socializing with humans goes well so far

animationgal:

Of course. The Indians.

userboxed:

slimetony:

I’m having a fucking out of body experience jesus chr

maybe next time they should ask for permission before making the video. You should copywrite strike the shit out of this asshole.