my team of scientists works around the clock to come up with shitposts. a piece of paper gets printed. it says “non-fiction”. the head scientist suggests making a post about their work process. I tell him the scenario we find ourselves in is too strange and would be mistaken for surreal humour. he kills me with a ninja sword. with my dying breath, I call him a weeb
Tbh i headcanon that part of the reason Ed was so good at alchemy is bc he had a sibling. With siblings nothing is free. Equivalent exchange at its finest. I just traded half a bottle of soda for the use of my sister’s earbuds on the way home. She brought up the fact that she gave me a drink while I was laying on the couch two months ago in order to convince me to bring her snacks. The Gate of Truth doesn’t have anything on a younger sibling who wants something and did something nice for you a couple years ago
shia makes art stream in response to trump winning “he will not divide us” people troll the stream and the stream is shut down. shia moves the stream to an unknown location and point the camera at a flag with the words “he will not divide us” about about 36 hours, 4chan calculated the location of the flag by watching planes fly by, looking at stars and using a car horn. they figure out the guard patrols (apparently there were guards??) and steal the flag, replacing it with a MAGA hat
now, shia has locked himself in a cabin the woods with a flag, possible eating his own leg for survival
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
