Silver Tongue

marauders4evr:

elisparklequeen:

ragethegemini:

my-taste-in-music-is-your-voice:

heyjoshheytyler:

sideways scene (x)

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

The way they all fell down.

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

homestuckartists:
“ here’s the equius drawpile from the Homestuck Artists Discord Server! thanks to everyone who participated, they all look lovely! credits to each artist will be under the cut!!!
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homestuckartists:

here’s the equius drawpile from the Homestuck Artists Discord Server! thanks to everyone who participated, they all look lovely! credits to each artist will be under the cut!!!

Keep reading

allthegoodusernamesaretaken32:

Tumblr Gay People™: We love all bisexual and pansexual people no matter what, you guys fuckin rock :))))))

Bi and pan people: Great! Well, I just started dating this person of the opposite gend-

Tumblr Gay People™:

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fuckboyizm:

snowstorms-and-windy-oceans:

behold the takeover of the trending hashtag #INeedStraightPrideBecause

Love the sarcasm

badpearlasrepressednerd:
“ molento:
“ cayteecat:
“ hoovoolooian:
“ cayteecat:
“ hoovoolooian:
“ crystalgem-confessions:
“ “I got a weird idea where Yellow Diamond has enough with the Crystal Gems and fights fire with fire as she sends Homeworld gems...

badpearlasrepressednerd:

molento:

cayteecat:

hoovoolooian:

cayteecat:

hoovoolooian:

crystalgem-confessions:

“I got a weird idea where Yellow Diamond has enough with the Crystal Gems and fights fire with fire as she sends Homeworld gems of the same type to fight them.”

@werewolfchaos

Ok but

W h a t   a b o u t   G a r n e t

“Ok Ruby and Sapphire you two need to fuse”
“Excuse me, my diamond, but what the fuck why?”
“So it’s more dramatic. Here Pearl take this sword”
“My diamond, I don’t know how to use this”
“Dramatic”

“Ok now harvest this Amethyst and then get it real hot.”
“But why? She wouldn’t be as strong.”
“Dramatic. Also we need a Rose Quartz gem to shapeshift into a small human.”

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squad

#yellow diamonds fabulous crustal germs

“Oh, and also a Lapis who be emo as fuck”
“My diamond…”
“And traumatized”
“But my diamond…”
“Here, fuse with this Jasper”
“I don’t think…”
“DRAMATIC”

kaigen-apple:
“ suppermariobroth:
“In Super Mario 64, some non-playable characters keep blinking even when the game is paused.
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kaigen-apple:

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario 64, some non-playable characters keep blinking even when the game is paused.

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sappho-official:

We’re at the point where even r/jontron is dragging him

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rosexknight:
“ Heathers AU doodle. Celery as JD.
Someone help. He came out pretty damn fucking hot…
”

rosexknight:

Heathers AU doodle. Celery as JD.

Someone help. He came out pretty damn fucking hot…

Trunks: As if you've kissed anyone!
Yamcha: As a matter of fact, I have.
Trunks: Kissing your mother doesn't count, you know.
Yamcha: No, but yours does.
a-tribe-called-kwes:
“ prettyboyshyflizzy:
“ be-blackstar:
“ cunt-lyfe:
“ pitmother:
“The Dark Lord will require a new host soon.
”
This is how you know money can buy anything. Do you know how unlikely it is to get one heart, yet alone a second...

a-tribe-called-kwes:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

be-blackstar:

cunt-lyfe:

pitmother:

The Dark Lord will require a new host soon. 

This is how you know money can buy anything. Do you know how unlikely it is to get one heart, yet alone a second one?

^If transplants are based on need and nothing else (not money) what are the chances that 5 hearts were available…especially for someone who has a history of the transplants failing? 

Got them new world order doctors

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Is this not the same man?!?!?!