get me some of that cute bandwagon
Shakira Law
Do we start with:
1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings
2. “Shakira Law”
3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.
4. “Free Islamic Donut”
5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.
One donut to fool them all
6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts
the signs as male characters that tumblr fandoms have fixated on and reinterpreted to the point of them being unrecognizable in order to fit them into their preferred character archetypes
aries: bill cipher
taurus: sans
gemini: wheatley
cancer: junkrat
leo: that new skull dude from pokemon fuck if i know his name
virgo: loki
libra: the onceler
scorpio: the clock from don’t hug me i’m scared
sagittarius: komaeda
capricorn: gamzee
aquarius: kylo ren
pisces: pick any one of the white dudes from supernatural
