Silver Tongue
nightguardmod:
“ mylittleponygames:
“IDW presents: The Rocky Horror Pony Show! Image Source: http://ift.tt/2jdaPMV ~ Follow My Little Pony Games for new games, fan art and memes daily!
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Fun fact. In College I was part of a Rocky Horror Picture Show...

nightguardmod:

mylittleponygames:

IDW presents: The Rocky Horror Pony Show! Image Source: http://ift.tt/2jdaPMV ~ Follow My Little Pony Games for new games, fan art and memes daily!

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Fun fact. In College I was part of a Rocky Horror Picture Show troupe. I chickened out of acting and just ran the lights.

Wait, does this mean that Discord and Twilight do elbow sex?

Also, that Rarity.

chefpyro:

I never give Starbucks my real name. In 30 years, their assassins will be searching for Maurice Willenhall, only to find that he never existed.

well now they won’t since you just gave out which of your aliases is fake

rosexknight:
“ meeresbande:
“ mysharona1987:
“ The point about the rich, privileged right wing in America.
They can’t understand basic reality or practicality.
Or how the real world works in the end.
”
privileged capitalists really think that...

rosexknight:

meeresbande:

mysharona1987:

The point about the rich, privileged right wing in America.

They can’t understand basic reality or practicality. 

Or how the real world works in the end.

privileged capitalists really think that illnesses/disabilities are luxuries…

I fucking love how the argument is “Well you could afford X fancy thing so you should be able to afford Y healthcare.” with no disregard of the fact that Y healthcare could literally be a million times more expensive than a stupid sofa. Like, this is how you treat a child who bought ice cream over like a toy of the same cost. “I’m sorry little Timmy but you only had so much money and you chose to have a decent living situation so unfortunately the leg you broke will just have to wait till next time.”

maybe we should just price things in comparison to much cheaper things to see if they understand how fucking expensive everything is
one month of health insurance sans ACA is worth about 33 iphones.
A month of rent in a decent apartment is about 150 movie tickets without including utilities and such.

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askwatersee:
“Doing illegal stuff in NITW
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askwatersee:

Doing illegal stuff in NITW

Proof that there’s literally no pleasing any customer:

rosexknight:

One day in the busy season when we had a callout

Me: Thank you so much for being patient ma’am I apologize for your wait.

Customer who had been on hold for 20 minutes : What is going on? Why did I have to wait so long?

Me: Well, I’m the only one here at the front today. We had some call-outs. What did you need today?

Customer: Well, now I need to speak to a MANAGER! They need to get you some HELP!

Me: Well, ma’am they are both with customers at the moment but I believe they’ve tried to call someone in. Can I help you with something in their stead?

Customer: It’s just UNACCEPTABLE to only have one person working up there. They need to make someone come in. But yes here’s my overly simple issue…

Literally three days later when I was losing my voice

Me, clearing my throat and trying to speak clearly: Hey how can I help you today?

Customer: Oh honey are you sick?

Me: No it’s just my voice I’m fine. What did you need?

Customer: Well I need to talk to someone not sick. You should have called in.

flightcrevv:

Ok so like in the avatar world you would think that waterbenders would be the fire fighters right? Like a bunch a of waterbenders just getting water from a lake or a river and dousing the fire. But you know what’s better? Firebender fire fighters. Just like someone’s house catches on fire and firebenders just… turn it off,,.. Just like no, the fire is done for today

nightmarepipeline:
“ gemrys:
“awww yeah, DJ Slime Time, the greasy grammy
”
It’s all that flying around
”

nightmarepipeline:

gemrys:

awww yeah, DJ Slime Time, the greasy grammy

It’s all that flying around