Silver Tongue

shingojira:

08/10/2001-03/11/2017

cooliamars:

TAKE A FUCKING SIP BABE

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acenepeta:
“the softest boy is the universe
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acenepeta:

the softest boy is the universe

brynndowney:

sar-can-the-dragon-man:

transramonaflowers:

gansmaltz:

r3ally-bad-url:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Tumblr has reached critical Mothman saturation. This is how you get cryptid burnout, guys.

you could literally write a post like “my girlfriend Mothman holds my hand in the swamp and gives me moth kisses, which are like butterfly kisses but nocturnal” and it’d get thousands of notes

let’s hear it for the Jersey Devil or Mongolian death worm or something for once

The mongolian death worm sucked my dick behind an arbys

i drank 7 mountains dew and astral projected to fight a kraken

y’all mind if i

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Nessie is gay and in a long-distance relationship with her nonbinary girlfriend, the Dover Demon

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kestamaria:

“What a turnip event”

glumshoe:

kamj2003:

purebushcraft:

the-future-now:

Watch: This DIY humane mouse trap is pretty brilliant

Follow @the-future-now

Brilliant trap idea. Time to adapt it for primitive use. ¥

Okay, but, let’s say you forget about it, mouse get’s in, and slowly and painfully dies of starvation.
How in the name of anything is that humane.

That’s… literally how all live traps work, dude. They have not yet invented traps that teleport the mice away. Even lethal traps need to be checked often so you don’t have mouse corpses rotting under your cabinet.

The only alternative is just letting mice infest your house and doing nothing about it.

faded-mind:

theangelshavethetimeturner:

invite-me-to-your-memories:

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

#no we don’t

summerlycoris:
““It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.” ”

summerlycoris:

“It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.”

memelovingbot:

the void be like