harry potter is FAKE

heytherekristen:

marauders-hp:

catstiel:

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

I want to imagine that some fan got so heated over this post that they literally went through every single book, page by page, until they found something to fire back with.

lemon-bby:
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darecrow:

ultrafacts:

His parents allowed him and his sister to change their names at age 8 if they wanted to — and of course, an eight-year-old would pick a name that an eight-year-old would love. Loki Skylizard MD FCCP is now a thoracic surgeon in Frederick, Maryland.

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That is the face of zero regrets

quibbs:
“ the loves of my life carrying the loves of their lives
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quibbs:

the loves of my life carrying the loves of their lives

raspberryhysteric:

I’m reading Homestuck for the first time)

pyrlspite:

bidoof:

this is the last year you can legally talk about homestuck once it’s 2017 you get arrested if you say any homestuck words enjoy it while you can

midnight new years eve. the ball drops. “sylladex,” i whisper. suddenly police sirens fill the night. my family looks at me in horror. but it’s too late. i’m ushered into a squad car. my cat leaves me

it’s half way throguh homestuck. I see a small frog. “this is so incredibly illegal” I say to myself. sirens start coming, not for the frog but for me.

you’ve heard of the big bad wolf, now get ready for

straightboyfriend:

small good cat

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where’s randy

slimetony:

gudram:

titaniumbat:

he’s missing and we can’t find him

Help us find Randy he is a good boy

sorry i was snoozing

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fruitsoftheape100:

I Need Your Strenth

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