officialwhitegirls:

catbountry:

lafranziska:

heteromale:

god-is-prochoice:

cherthefashionista:

Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.

That person fucking lied to you.

my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME 

Fun fact: In my first year at college, I overheard a conversation in the student lounge where a girl was saying she was pro-life because she heard that abortions are done by pouring acid in the uterus and the fetus literally tries to run away. I tried really hard not to laugh.

I heard abortions are performed by funneling in rabid wolverines into the uterus.

It’s true, my dad works for Abortendo.

they also forgot to tell you the part about how the nurses have a basketball shootout with them and yell “kobe” everytime they get one in the trash

I heard that it’s preformed by blasting country music right into the womb until the fetus just dies

thesylverlining:

toasty-coconut:

I was going through the tags for the posts about whether people would pick Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. Here’s what your fave says about you

Squirtle:

Charmander:

Bulbasaur:

So Squirtle starters are pretty sweet and friendly aw rly cute

Charmanders are a little more cool and cocky, love us some dragons

buLBASAURS WE JUST FUCKIN LOVE BULBASAUR HOLY FUCK

mystic, valor and instinct

thesylverlining:

toasty-coconut:

I was going through the tags for the posts about whether people would pick Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. Here’s what your fave says about you

Squirtle:

Charmander:

Bulbasaur:

So Squirtle starters are pretty sweet and friendly aw rly cute

Charmanders are a little more cool and cocky, love us some dragons

buLBASAURS WE JUST FUCKIN LOVE BULBASAUR HOLY FUCK

acenepeta:

rose told her to take off the shirt

she just wants to let everyone know that she’s a cool mom, rose

let her have that 

ectology:

my lizard is smart at eating

annaknitsspock:

gakupokamuii:

prettyarbitrary:

lordicexx:

grandpafucker:

lifeisducky:

yeltumpar:

I <3 William Shatner on Twitter

I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.

Nasa confirmed for huge fucking nerds

This is awesome and priceless and people that work on space stuff are the best people of all time.

Honestly this just about brings me to tears.

Roddenberry, Shatner, Nimoy, Nichols and all the rest of the original Star Trek cast and crew had no small role in making the moon landing as important as it was.  A few years before they set that lunar module down, this little TV show came along and fanned the dream into wildfire with an image of what humanity in space could actually look like—not only peaceful on our own world, endlessly curious, and prosperous enough to pursue it, but an active force for good in the greater universe.  Carrying not what’s most toxic about us, but what’s best about us out to the stars.

Everybody who has worked at NASA or any other space agency for the past 50 years is waiting for the day when that unmanned probe doing a flyby on a comet can be controlled from the bridge of a space-faring vessel.  When we’re not just looking at that comet through a color-coded sonar map, but we can look out a porthole and see it tumbling by with our own eyes.  When as a species we can finally outgrow hate and fear and violence, and turn our faces with joy toward all the beauties and wonders that lie waiting to be discovered.

And every time he does this, Shatner is reminding them of what that hope feels like.

This was too great to not repost.

Adding this one:

mspoffin:

lil lalonde doodle

lightgetsout:

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