Silver Tongue

warkorkweh:

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Words to live by

zetrystan:
“ It works both ways.
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zetrystan:

It works both ways.

dazzydeer:

decided to combine these ones into one post now i’ve got a whole batch more of them. these have been a load of fun to do! both the ones that attempt to look like a whole new pokemon and the ones that are just an exercise in monster design. parts palette of beedrill, icecream line, and deoxys. 

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

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This thumbnail is killing me

tuulikki:

soracities:

soracities:

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

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HOLD THE PHONE

Slightly related: I read a book by Rick McIntyre, who was official Wolf Guy at Yellowstone Park for 25 years (and studied wolves for 40 yrs total). He describes how, when they’re alone, wolves—both adults and pups—will pick up sticks or bones or bits of animal skin and toss them around to entertain themselves, the way you might toss a ball up and down. They essentially play catch by themselves.

So if wolves do this by themselves, in nature, that means that we saw them playing this game and thought “huh, that wolf enjoys fetching the stick it’s throwing for itself, maybe I could throw it further and it would like that more?” And thus began our two species’ mutual favourite game to play together

But the point is that they invented fetch

probablybadrpgideas:

The magical mystical cat ears. A headband with a pair of cat ears that magically match your hair color (or skin if you don’t have any hair) they provide a +3 to your dexterity stat, but you must end every sentence with a “nya.”

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computationalcalculator:

groovy-rat-man:

miss-sagemoon:

horce-divorce:

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I’ve been he/it

I Now Pronouns You Dead

was/were

natalieironside:

steve-the-evets:

natalieironside:

“Top 10 Pranks That Went Too Far” compilation where #1 is Liu Bang founding the Han Dynasty

hold on i gotta Google something. Okay that’s funny

People are asking what this means, so:

Liu Bang was a provincial constable (basically a sheriff) in Classical China who one day was transporting some prisoners who escaped. The penalty for allowing prisoners to escape was death, so my man looked at his prospects and said “welp, in for a penny, in for a pound” and decided to go join up with the dudes who’d been his prisoners 5 minutes ago. This kicked off a chain of events that led to him becoming a bandit chief and eventually a rebel general and ended with him overthrowing the Qin dynasty and becoming Emperor Gaozu of Han.

And you think you had a weird day at work