Silver Tongue

palem8:

bird cat

agender-plant:

sharingwritingprompts:

A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs.  She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children.  But to keep them safe, she doesn’t want to let any of them leave.

“Mighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-”

“Mom.”

“Uhh…..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. I’ve got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should..go….back………why are you crying?”

Grandbabies!!

dave-corp:
“dabe???
”

dave-corp:

dabe???

thesassycat:
“You can only reblog this today.
”

thesassycat:

You can only reblog this today.

ewokwookie:

You: LeFou will have Disney’s first gay moment.

Me, an intellectual:

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dvadad:

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

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lawlu:

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

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