had a dream where fred flintstone was discovered in the real world and he somehow won the presidential election by a landslide even though he didn’t even run
more like he won by a rockslide, amiright?
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
“One of your cashiers has a huge zit on her cheek. It was gross looking and I lost my appetite. She should have popped it before she came in this morning.”
“The cashier over there was counting money. As a joke, my ten-year-old started shouting random numbers. The cashier made an angry face and now my son is upset. He has no right to get angry at a little kid who doesn’t know any better.”
“Cashiers shouldn’t be drinking water bottles while on the clock. What if they put vodka in there?”
“One of your employees has way too many tattoos and does her makeup way too dark. I don’t like her funky colored hair either. It’s trashy and unprofessional. I won’t be shopping here anymore.”
“If the pregnant girl wanted to have relations out of wedlock, that’s up to her, but she should be wearing a fake wedding band while she’s working. I don’t want my children to think that premarital sex is okay.”
“Some of your cigarettes are marked as ”$1 off". You shouldn’t sell them. They condone smoking.“
“I was told I couldn’t bring my 15-year-old son into the liquor section. It wasn’t like I was buying booze for him!”
“The cashier farted silently while she was ringing me up. It smelled horrible.”
“You shouldn’t allow people to bring their service dogs in the store. I don’t like dogs. They make me uncomfortable.”
“You really shouldn’t let your employees go home in the middle of a rush.”
“I let my son eat a banana while I was shopping. I told the cashier. She said that bananas go by weight and she can’t ring them up without the actual product. She told me it was fine and just to remember for the next time, but I know she didn’t mean it so I felt obligated to run all the way back to the produce department and grab another one so that she could charge me.”
“There are way too many foreigners working here. You should be more concerned about making sure Americans are employed.”
“You should build a separate bathroom for employees.”
“I pulled into a handicap spot. One of your cart pushers told me I had to move. I may not be handicapped but I have had a very long day and I don’t have the energy to walk across the entire parking lot.”
“Not hiring my son because of his age is discrimination. I got him his working papers on his 14th birthday last week. That should be enough.”
“Cashiers shouldn’t let customers bag their own purchases under any circumstances.”
I was working as a freelance 3D model artist. One of my clients was this publicist who was outsourcing me. When I started, I was paid under the table. Eventually, though, I partnered with a friend`s architectural firm doing the same job but now everything was transparently on the up and up: taxes, receipts and all that. I brought all my clients with me, and most were happy for me. One day the publicist asked us to do a job so I sent him a quotation.
Client: What the hell is this?
Me: The cost for the job you requested us to do?
Client: Yes we agreed on 600 pesos but what is that extra value on the rendering?
Me: That´s 12% tax, which is an extra 72 pesos. Remember? I told you I would be working through that firm from now on, and this is part of that arrangement
Client: You’re changing the payment conditions? This is abusive. Can’t you ignore the tax just for me? That value doesn´t even go to any of us, just the government. Also you charged me less before you partnered with your friends.
Me: I am not being abusive. We have to keep the lights on and do things right, but now you´ll have the guarantee of an accountable architecture office.
Client: I still don´t want to pay that much for that job. I already told my client the renderings would cost less and would be ready in two days.
Me: First off – I don´t like you agreeing on deadlines and prices with a client before asking me. If you don´t think we can agree on the tax issue maybe you should look for another provider.
Client: I never pay taxes for this kind of work, and I won´t let you make me lose this client. Aren’t you afraid that I’ll talk trash about you and your firm? I’m a publicist and I have many contacts in the industry. I could say you’re terrible to work with.
Me: I mean, I suppose you could, but I have you on record saying “I never pay taxes.” I doubt you want that getting to the tax man.
That shut him up. I received a text from him later in the afternoon.
Client: Thank you but we found another provider who is willing to work on our conditions.
I wished him luck and terminated our relationship. Over the next couple of weeks he kept calling and emailing me – I didn’t answer anything. Eventually he tricked me by using a different phone.
Me: Hello? Who is this?
Client: Hey! I´ve been searching for you everywhere! You don´t answer my calls or emails.
Me: I thought you had found another provider.
Client: He ripped me off! The renderings were delivered late and they’re terrible! I need you to help me! I don’t care about the tax thing just make them quickly!
Me: Ok. The best we can do is four days and we require an advance of 60%.
Client: Could you do it in two days? I´ll pay you 100% when they are finished.
Me: No, sorry.
Client: What? Why you don´t trust me. I´ll have the 672 pesos by then.
Me: It’s a rush job now. 800 pesos.
Client: Why are you raising the price from 600 to 800? Are you kidding me?
Me: No, that`s 600 for the rendering and 200 for the pleasure of working with you.
Client: Very funny.
He hung up. Later that afternoon I got this text:
Client: Fine! 800.
I didn’t respond.
Remember: don’t work with people who don’t respect or value you. Also, never forget the power you have over a client with a deadline.
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Someone just commented on a video with my face being surprised I’m a girl (which happens all the time) BUT THIS GUY RESPONDED AND SAID THAT THE WAY I EDIT IS “RAW AND MASCULINE” ??? AND I CNT STOP LAUGHING
WE ARE ASSIGNING GENDERS TO STYLES OF MV MAKING NOW THIS IS WHERE WE ARE ATIM GOING TO DIE
I think about this every day. Raw and masculine
There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump.
You know it’s bad when the first bi-partisan agreement in eight years is ‘don’t vote for that fuckhead"
