Silver Tongue

pitzips:

the room i live in was originally supposed to be a storage closet, so every 15 minutes the motion sensitive light turns off and this happens

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the flailing keeps me humble

priestessamy:

thetrippytrip:

In solidarity with #ADayWithoutWomen and #InternationalWomensDay we will be temporarily deactivating all heterosexual content on our site. It is important to remember women are not simply sex objects but are our equals and deserve respect.

I never thought I’d see social justice pornhub but here we are

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING WORLD

Best 10 seconds in cartoon history
gaylalondes:
“second collab with @acenepeta !!!
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gaylalondes:

second collab with @acenepeta !!!

serpentmythos:

davros00:

anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

“HEL-LO”

“Shiiiiiiit!” *leaps back around the corner*

“ARE YOU STILL THERE~?”

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

@jencforcarolina
@nachoatitagain
do you do requests?
Anonymous

no. especially not now when I’m seriously broke due to having to pay off my grandmothers bills. I am open for commissions though.