Silver Tongue

stanaworshiper:

hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

galactibun:

nyaint

dlcsoundsystem:

I remember this scene differently

b3nnimarru:

chefpyro:
where’s that 4chan post about anon being a doctor in the dark ages and he takes revenge on a girl who cheated on him by accusing her of being a witch evidenced by the fact that she has a urethra
Found it.

adurot:

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pecancat:

Her: I like bad boys ;)
Me: Before I play on my Nintendo DS I do not read the health and safety precautions booklet for important information about my health and safety

slavery:

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!
OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

garf-lyf:

The Wolf of Wall Street

bob-artist:

Oh, Tux. ;_; You tried.