Silver Tongue
mintyfreshsquids:
“Pink Pineapple and Binch
”

mintyfreshsquids:

Pink Pineapple and Binch

jacobsladders:
“ father
”

konkeydongcountry:

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I find that last one hilarious because the baby has a bow which would imply, given the straight parents, that the baby is assigned female at birth.

anti-scum:
“three
”
@kilalabunnies

anti-scum:

three

@kilalabunnies

10 year old me: who are you
me now: im you but im allowed to say fuck

weavemama:

don’t you fucking dare tell me that trump’s new travel ban is “keeping the bad people out” when the bad people are right here under our noses. 

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heiru:

nancydrewofficial:

haveyoubeentobahia:

fire-blast-pegasus:

pyxis-nautica:

stonecoldstunning:

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCES 

#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.

The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII

my history of animation professor told us that he had to fill out special forms to look at and recieve donald duck’s us military history, at which point he mentioned how he had to take a step back from his life and question all of his choices

The fuck.

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zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

they’ve found it…

the straight boys have found my youtube channel

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he’s back

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timelordgabe:
“ tulililli:
“ katkayes:
“ fuckyeahdekutree:
“ ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
”
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
”
or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
”
I did this and my toaster was on fire… Fuck
”

timelordgabe:

tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

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Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

I did this and my toaster was on fire… Fuck