the-movemnt:

Are you a white woman and a feminist? Do you have trouble focusing on the issues that affect only heterosexual cisgender women? Then White Feminism™ is the brand of feminism for you!

one-time-i-dreamt:

unicorns-at-arbys:

theyodelingwalrus:

squandering-flibber:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was on Chopped with a friend and he fucked up so bad that the judges didn’t even eat his food. They just dragged him off stage and beat him with sticks.

I had a dream I was on chopped and I got sneakers in my basket.

Honestly tho getting sneakers seems like something that would actually happen

I had a dream I was on cooks vs cons and the judges were 200% convinced I was a cook, but every time they said it the camera would cut to me doing something stupid like using a colander as a frying pan or trying to cut with the handle of a knife.

almostdoneloading:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

You could pay Shaq to step on you

I received this submission without any context and for a moment there, I forgot what kind of blog this was and was just genuinely confused

This dream was so bizarre even the blog posting the dreams forgot they post dreams

hetcharacterof2day:

Heterosexual Character of Today:

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

youth-revengers:

Lol wild idea but what if marvel like,,, stopped turning characters that fought n*zis into n*zis, especially the characters that are Jewish and were created by Jewish people?? Idk crazy idk

aradial-symmetry:

lappi:

missespeon:

wait a fucking second

:0 !

scaliefox:

that-one-sinammon-roll:

writing-prompt-s:

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.