he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river
Yesterday may have been the day Squidward went to the future….
You can ship whatever you want. No exceptions. Shipping is
Not about what is canon
Can be about what you think is hot
Can be about aesthetic
Can be about nothing in canon
Can be because you think the dynamic is interesting
Can be because of what you think would happen if two characters interacted
Can be just because you like characters
Can be wish fulfillment
Any other reason
Doesn’t matter canon sexuality, situation, etc. It’s what AUs are for.
Fandom is for fun. Get over it.
PS: People are allowed to ship multiple things for the same character. Liking one ship for a character doesn’t automatically mean they hate all the others.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.