Silver Tongue

oh

queenklu:
hungry-hobbits:
dalekplz:
upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
“Thar be booty to be found matey”
“Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful”
“Matey”
brorates sailing the brocean in their broats
Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter?
Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C
Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U
Pirate2: Matey
oh my god

“Cap'n, what map be this?”
“Matey, it be a map to the greatest treasure”
“Cap'n, it look like it be me eye”
“Aye, it is. I keep gettin’ lot in it”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaawr”

krdistort:

This was the first comment that popped up on the Facebook post.

precumming:

acoustickub:
gymleadernicks:
kinzers-of-whiterun:
friendship goals
Everyone love Nintendo!
This is beautiful.
this is so important

Nintendo is like the old mentor that everyone respects. Like, literally, the Playstation exists because of Nintendo.

seamonsterart:

doodling some TAZ ladies

dipperrpines:

college students

miss-nerdgasmz:

theamazingindi:
‘You need to read YOUR manga dude!’ replied william shatner
#captains log stardate 92405.78 today i destroyed this fuckin weeb nerd; (via kaijuno)

Medieval European Girls In Fiction vs. History

Fiction: I hate sewing, it's so fucking pointless and lame. My sisters and my mom are so stupid, I'm smart, I'm going to go ride my pony and learn how to use a sword. Rar, I'm fierce.

History: Without my needle, you would all be naked and dead. Excuse me, I have to go throw a party and negotiate a land deal.

megasonger:

i dont remember if ive ever shared this here, but just in case, here, have the Peasant Railgun DnD tactic, thats completely legal within the rules