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roadhonk:

fdvypczzwigh:

roadhonk:

pic of me where i am currently aka lost in deep outer space

Super dating site for adults. Оne click registration + Bonus.boys and girls are waiting for you to chat!.Push here> http://tinyurl.com/je4vkvx

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how did you delete the pic
this was a photo post

the-lavi-to-your-kanda:

“But who else could they have made gay in Beauty and the Beast?!?!”

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patronuspirit:

Sokka and his Moose Lion.

thedenofravenpuff:

nightguardmod:

drambuieandscotch:

nightguardmod:

nissas-messpit:

thedenofravenpuff:

Well, prepare for your downstairs to be dazzled by the latest suggestion from a man who appears to have zero understanding of women or their bits, introducing Dr Daniel Dopps.

Anyone Up For a Glue Stick That Shuts Your Vagina During Periods?

What!? A man just invented a ‘glue’ to ‘seal’ period woes, and women just can’t take it.

Vagina-sealing glue-stick: a terrifying new alternative to traditional sanitary products.

Vagina-sealing glue-stick solution to periods - US doctor 

Mensez Adhesive Vaginal Lipstick website right here.

I don’t know about other people who menstruate, but my labia are not uniform in shape or size so there would be heaps of little leaky holes for the gluck to come out. Also that absolute misogyny too… Oh yes periods make us useless 25% of the time totally. Oh wow and the implication that hygine (showering)is to blame, because we wash away the oils in our body that’d do this naturally..

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Originally posted by aubergine-dre4ms

Just wait until you see the incontinence product he’s hoping to sell to Depends.

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You think that’s bad, Ada; you should see the anti-diarrheal he’s got devised. 

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That goes well with the solution for constipation, although it might be a little overkill.

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Although going back to the original product, all I can think of is, “what happens when you mix up your lipsticks?”

Yes, but can it help on his own mouth diarrhea?

lulz-time:

for some reason the “stairs” one scares me the most

rubygoby:

batsnack:

yellowxperil:

nuttedtwice:

shout out to the vietnamese kids named phuc, dam, bich, son, dat, nga and so much more for enduring the namecalling and jokes about your name; you’re strong and beautiful.

& đông and dủng

lemme tell yall, my mom came to america when she was around 4 y/o and went to school in america and the white kids made jokes about her name becus her name was MyDung. when she was old enough she changed her legal name to a more “acceptable” one becus she was afraid it wouldnt b seen professional in america. she was too embarrassed to say her name out loud. when she did have to, she’d say it quietly. ever since i was a kid i would notice her behavior when ppl asked her name. so yeah fuckin SHOUTOUT to vietnamese kids w/ vietnamese names who get teased, yall amazing

Alright, this post has been going around and I think it’s high time for a lesson in Vietnamese. People who tease foreigners about their names, sit the fuck down and let me show you what those names mean.

_ “Phúc” (Phuc) means phúc đức, phúc hậu, hạnh phúc - kindness, merit and happiness. 
_ “Đam”, “Đàm” (Dam) mean yên tĩnh, yên lòng, an tâm - tranquility, calmness, relief.
_ “Bích” (Bich) means ngọc bích, ngọc lục bảo - emerald, jade (can be understood as both the color and the precious gemstones).
_ “Sơn” (Son) means núi, mạnh mẽ và uy nghiêm như núi - mountains, as strong and majestic as the mountains.
_ “Đạt” (Dat) means thành đạt, vẻ vang - success, honor, glory.
_ “Nga” (Nga) means xinh đẹp, tốt đẹp - beauty, kindness.
_ “Đông” (Dong) means mùa đông, hướng đông - winter, East.
_ “Dũng” (Dung) means dũng mãnh, anh dũng - strength, power, bravery.
_ “Dung” (Dung) means xinh đẹp, yêu kiều - beauty, elegance, grace.

Can you see it? Can you see how beautiful these names are? And you dare compare them to your vulgar profanities?

Names are extremely important in Vietnamese culture. They represent the virtues, qualities, characteristics that parents want their children to possess. They represent the hopes and dreams of Vietnamese parents. THEY REPRESENT A VERY HUMAN BEING.

WHEN YOU TEASE SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR NAME, YOU ARE NOT ONLY INSULTING THEM, YOU ARE MAKING THEM ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES, OF THEIR OWN NAME AND THEIR OWN LANGUAGE, EVEN THEIR OWN ORIGIN.

DO NOT MAKE FUN OF OUR PEOPLE, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF OUR LANGUAGE AND DO NOT MAKE FUN OF OUR CULTURE. 

l-nobby-l:
“ friend-san:
“ raycasting:
“ raycasting:
“current mood
”
one more time for the people in the back
”
what’s this card’s effect again?
” ”

l-nobby-l:

friend-san:

raycasting:

raycasting:

current mood

one more time for the people in the back

what’s this card’s effect again?

gorejock:

tamlaine:

my-fandom-junk:

greenwithenby:

Theory: gems with their…gems in their bellies are just natural born sweethearts;

somewhere one homeworld there’s a Belly Jasper who will just cuddle the shit out of you.

I think it is canon that the gem placement on a gem’s body reflects their personality, with pearl and peridot’s personalities being driven primarily by logic and knowledge (head), amethyst being driven by passion and impulse (heart), garnet being driven by experience and connection (hand) and steven and rose driven by love and instinct (tummy)

What the hell is driving jasper then

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