Silver Tongue

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito

the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito

Me: I really want a girlfriend

God: ummmm ur life already has a gay protagonist, any additional queer characters would be pandering

omegamodecomic:
“ The End of Omega Mode (Part 1)
It’s the beginning of the end.
This reference has probably been done to death, but I’ve wanted to do it for so long. And now here we are.
If you do not happen to know what the reference here is, I...

The End of Omega Mode (Part 1)
It’s the beginning of the end.
This reference has probably been done to death, but I’ve wanted to do it for so long. And now here we are.
If you do not happen to know what the reference here is, I would suggest looking up “cadbortion” or “loss edits”.

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jabiru-crocuta:

unclefather:
I have been fooled
I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

Me: *pouring fabric softener*
Brain: drink
Me: ??? no???
Brain: smell nice. drink

hello my name is pobular internet artist

freakxwannaxbe:

craspyhome:
dude-of-electricity:
craspyhome:
here is my portfolio
Can someone please explain
y’all are such petty fuckers istg

lesbianvoidfish:

the new taz tv series was good

beyoncepatronus:

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..