rosexknight:

nucleosynthetic:

virovac:

powersnail:

nflstreet:

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

Tom Brady wrote that.

tom brady has eaten one (1) strawberry

minerva-is-a-robot:

funnytwittertweets:

lynxgriffin:

murpheysartworkshop:

Weeks ago, I’ve read Deltarune: Paper Trail by @lynxgriffin and it was awesome! So I drew Noelle wearing the clothes based from the comic.  Along with her robot disguise ‘cause why not?

Ahhhh oh my goodness, this is beyond adorable!! Thank you so much! (And YAY, she’s extra cute in her box disguise, too!) 

lyrifaun:

I feel like Caduceus ended up being the bravest of all of them.

He was silently staring this down since the very beginning, watching it unfold, and waiting quietly, patiently, for the right time to lay it to rest.

It wasn’t supposed to be him. He didn’t want it to be him. But it needed him, his family needed him— so he did it regardless.

gayteensupreme:

heritage-post:

whoreapologist:

adorablecake:

fangcore:

an-tea-fa:

ofsorrowz:

red-twist:

whoreapologist:

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

The Poss Squad is playin Mario Party 4! come check it out

https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

justsomerandomgaynerd:

dankmemeuniversity:

corantus:

patron beast of song

segretecose:

i wanna fuck this man so bad it makes me look stupid (x)

fatbotsartblog:

It’s the real deal!