silver-tongues-blog:

kruled:

Don’t 👏 come 👏 out 👏 of 👏 your 👏 cage 👏 if 👏 you’re 👏 not 👏 doing 👏 just 👏 fine

Despite👏all👏my👏rage👏I👏am👏still👏just👏a👏rat👏in👏a👏cage

ajohnnygoldmain:

betterbemeta:

buzzfeed:

Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood

no mercy run

Originally posted by head-like-an-atom-bomb

you can just feel the sense of entitlement coming off these articles. These big ass companies are complaining about us not spending what little money we have on them as though they’re entitled to our money.

false-dawn:

redroomballerinas:

slurfucker:

commie-saskia:

languageoclock:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: :)
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter

german: :)

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

beekirby:

“Nickelodeon cartoons that only I and a few other people seem to even vaguely remember” masterpost

splendidland:

old comic from 6 years ago about halo and metroid, who are best friends

faebee:

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

maybeiwasserious:

charlesoberonn:

The Courier is why they say “Don’t shoot the messenger”

@chefpyro

brianwilson:

this is actually one of the funniest parts of futurama

literally me

loreweaver-universe:

C R A B W A L K   I S   T H E   O N L Y   A C C E P T A B L E   M O D E   O F   T R A N S P O R T A T I O N

raphaeliscoolbutrude:

@boyonetta

@wuffleton