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pardonmewhileipanic:

gluten-free-pussy:

pardonmewhileipanic:

goat cat

A coat

A gat

sunnymajor:

lagonegirl:

The weirdest race to ever exist.

I’ll never stop reposting these facts… so help me God

arcaneloquence:

• As the prophecy foretold.
• But at what cost?
• So let it be written; so let it be done.
• So…it has come to this.
• That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.
• Is this why fate brought us together?
  
• And thus, I die.
• …just like in my dream…
• Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.
• There is no escape from destiny.
• Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.
• In this economy?
  
• …and then the wolves came.

it’s like one of my japanese animes

lunaticobscurity:

unfollow-immediately:

if you block people right before they insult you its called a parry

tumblr moment #37

nicejewishguy:

roger-the-negotiator:

do you think though that it has a head but not a shaft?

stop i can only get so erect

it is possible to have multiverse silmutanously exist and not exist. There could be a universe in which the concept of multiverse was never thought of so in essence, that unvierse would not have multiverse. multiverse as a function of reality would still exist but multiverse as a concept wouldn’t.

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modofpitchpatch:

When you feel like prettyfying yourself gkdkxbs

you’re so pretty. you remind me of a nice cup of coffee

hpkomic:

This is the greatest comic I have ever had the pleasure of finding online.