spookytosh:

Nintendo: “To avoid the possibility of accidental ingestion, keep the game card away from young children. A bittering agent (Denatonium Benzoate) has also been applied to the game card.”

Everyone:

teddyhearted:

madsciences:

they are ready to be picked

ripe

mue-se:

New pal ! ^/^)

rainyazurehoodie:

Welcome to Helldex, where Rotoms are just informing assholes.

glitchplight:

“I couldn’t make friends, I was just afraid of being outside or around people alone.

and there was this statue of like the founder of something, a really shitty statue, like all rusty metal, 

and it was these shapes

and he was pointing down at me

and I was so… scared…”

first thing of art I’ve made entirely digitally for once, instead of inking it traditionaly first. hopefully I can start getting better and this whole digital art stuff

mephistophelianrabbit:

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”

“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”

“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”

“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”

“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”

“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

“You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”

“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”

“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”

I CANT BREATHE

This is even better than the last time I reblogged this.

serpentmythos:

SAAAAAAAAME

acciowine:

justrollinon:

bsparrow:

ashermajestywishes:

kendralynora:

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

tonycurtis:

nbtomomo:

tonycurtis:

this,,,,, is the best casting decision ive ever seen

no look this is the worst. this is the worst situation because ok i can handle people wanting to fuck the big dragon from the hobbit movie, hell it’s not like i can act remotely innocent about wanting to fuck dragons, but in 2018 we are going to see an unsettling amount of people who want to bang the grinch and i can’t fucking accept that

the-entire-furry-fandom:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

steven universe where everything is the same except steven is replaced with The Orphan of Kos

“Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl and”