Silver Tongue

redrook:
beemovieerotica:
droids-in-disguise:
droids-in-disguise:
droids-in-disguise:
Via twitter
The tags on this post lmfaoooo
gems from the tags: round 2
sorry to the sad tumblr girlies but the real cunt is in the room containing these 4
new SuperWhoLock just dropped

thistlefly:

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday:
notlikingbestgirl:
Out of Touch
Yes
HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
There has not been a Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday since 2017, and there will not be another Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday until 2028

espresshadow:

wdwb:
wdwb:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER
no fucking way

justbadpuns:

auto-dad joke

character-of-all-time:

orion-the-onion:
character-of-all-time:
character-of-all-time:
mrcloudyfun:
james-silvercat:
character-of-all-time:
character-of-all-time:
ROUND 1: NINA TUCKER (fullmetal alchemist) VS ALEXANDER TUCKER (Fullmetal Alchemist!)
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FIGHT
nina
alexander
See Results
remember everyone: if there is a perfect tie, they will both move on as a team :D
Originally posted by shinigami-striker
Why does this feel like it’s a rigged vote?
i see it more as an exercise in collaboration. can we ensure this girl and her dog stay by eachothers side? lets see!
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Originally posted by bobgoesw00t

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congratulations everyone. we did it. with the power of teamwork, 63,000 of us came together to keep this girl and her dog from being separated. it was an arduous week with many ups and downs, but we stuck through to the end. it just goes to show that the best way to bring this website together is by the one (or two) scene(s) that traumatized us all as children. collectively, we managed to once again make the same fucking joke. i am so proud of you all.
technically speaking the result isn’t even-even, can’t be cause the total vote number is odd…
[id: the page code that shows more exact numbers with nina at 50.0291% and alexander at 49.9707%]
but still, goddamn thats close. if i did the math right thats just a 38 vote gap? good job everyone.

close enough. theyre inseparable

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:
I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

Happy homestuck day. if it was written today, caliborn would invest in crypto and make NFTs

mr-phoenix-downer:

alamuts-lair-of-madness:
official-mugi-two:
Can’t have one without the other
Classic Blizzard.
you know they used the diversity quota to make this dude

manywinged:

manywinged:
combine magical girls and body horror for the ultimate transformation sequence
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