frigidloki:

amishlovegod:

odric-master-swagtician:

frigidloki:

frigidloki:

odric-master-swagtician:

Hey guys I gotta get some work done, could ya’ll watch my glass of chocolate milk and make sure nothing happens to it? Thanks

he took it

hot chocolatey now

#i found the context
#i’m still confused

HE STOLE MY CHOCOLATE MILK AND HEATED IT TO HOT CHOCOLATE WITH HIS ASHY HANDS

HE RUINED MY DRINK

I DID NOT!

MR. SORIN, SEND HIM TO THE HELVAULT AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!

maxisawerewolf:

internalscreeching:

gamefanatics:

The ends justifies the means

When you write shit code but it still works somehow so you leave it be

this gif applies to so much of my life and I can’t think of a single way to improve the metaphor

perkprincess:

ethersaga:

unmute this now

@tarmduffin @peepums @ayemdee

is this what it’s like to be my friend?

tealtang:

jon mulaney joke kill me

hashtagdion:

theproblematicblogger:

The harambe jokes are as dead as harambe. You somehow managed to kill that ape twice I hope you all are happy.

dicks out for dicks out for harambe

speedthruthenight:

WHAT HAPPENED IN OCEAN TOWN

hamigakimomo:

sacculetta:

montereybayaquarium:

Hundreds of pelagic red crabs, also known as tuna crabs, are blooping around our Great Tide Pool today. Look at ‘em go!

Learn more about these El Nino visitors

first sideways, now backwards??? CRABS

forward momentum is for COWARDS