kingcheddarxvii:

a moment of silence for the guy in my lit class who responded to my professor saying “trigger warning” by shouting “TRIGGERED! I’M TRIGGERED!” and then said it 2 more times after nobody acknowledged him, each time a little quieter. he walked out of the class okay but there’s no telling what a self-own like that does to a man’s spirit

gr0ssparty:
“ little jungle boy
”

gr0ssparty:

little jungle boy

busket:
“ siriuslymeg:
“ pinesinthewoods:
“ Full photo of the cosplay
”
@doubtingsalmon
”
an alex hirsch approved cosplay !
”

busket:

siriuslymeg:

pinesinthewoods:

Full photo of the cosplay

@doubtingsalmon  

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an alex hirsch approved cosplay !

hibrid56:
“ space lady
”

hibrid56:

space lady

freexcitizen:

armedandgayngerous:

freexcitizen:

Man I been on this fuck ass website since 2011, you’d think by now I’d learn to fucking proof read shit.

proofread is one word

Fucking kill me

clientsfromhell:

Client: Help! My phones aren’t working!

Me: Is the internet working?

Client: No.

Me: Are there any lights on the modem?

Client: There’s no light under the “internet” slot, no. 

Me: Have you tried restarting the Router by unplugging it and plugging it back in?

Client: Yes, it didn’t do anything.

Me: Let me check the access point…. It appears our access point is offline, so there’s definitely a problem.

Client: Would that have anything with us turning the power off on the tower?

Me: You mean the tower with all the ISP equipment?

Client: Yeah – is that a problem?

Me: Well, yes, if you turned off the power to the tower, that would explain why you don’t have internet or phone access.  

Client: How soon can you fix everything?

Me: How soon can you turn the tower back on?

Client: Well, that might be a problem. We didn’t turn it “off.” We stopped paying the electrical bill for that because we didn’t think it was doing anything.

Me: You cut off the power to all of your ISP equipment, and now you want me to fix it from my end?  

Client: Yes! Please hurry.

I hope he found a full minute of awkward silence helpful, because that’s all he was going to get from me.

 

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theofficialvincenzo:
“ lifetimespecial:
“ lifetimespecial:
“ the only gym worth conquering
”
not that it really matters but some people seem to think that this is a pokestop and not a gym. i am here to confirm that it is in fact a gym and i do plan...

theofficialvincenzo:

lifetimespecial:

lifetimespecial:

the only gym worth conquering

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not that it really matters but some people seem to think that this is a pokestop and not a gym. i am here to confirm that it is in fact a gym and i do plan on conquering it.

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whateverchan:

Quiet’s thrill. 

Check it out on my twitter potatoes! :D

melthetumbler:

suspiciouslyhomoerotic:

melthetumbler:

Interesting character idea: make a stereotypical badass ninja-type character have a un-apologetically thick Southern accent

ya’ll can’t hit what ya’ll can’t see

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fucking clay bailey, of course

The best part about clay was that he wasn’t dumb. he was pretty clever and that was established early on when he found alternative solutions to the problems. And he continued to do that throughout the series.