Honestly, the thing about jojo is that it starts kinda normal, and each new bizarre thing it introduces seems so logical in context; you don’t even realize how weird it is until you look up and realized you’ve gone from watching two kids fighting for daddy’s approval, to watching a 70 year old old man helping his grandson cheat at MLB 2k 1989 to save the immortal soul of his best friend while simultaneously searching for the surviving one of those aforementioned kids, who’s now a sexy evil vampire that stops time and has stolen his rivals body.
don’t forget that in between those scenarios, when the 70 year old was a kid, he faced ancient aztec vampire bodybuilders named after 80s rock bands with the help of the cyborg Nazis who were technically the good guys in this scenario
like there are “people who like cats" and then there is this motherfucker
the very first time we ever see him he is petting his cat, and you’re like, “oh okay, it’s like that one james bond villain, that’s cool w/e"
but this on a whole new level of crazy cat lady
call giovanni randomly at any time of the day or night?? cat’s with him
headquarters blown up by mewtwo? at least he saved the cat
on vacation…with the cat
mission to recapture mewtwo: you will need 1) small army of personal soldiers 2) lots of high-tech equipment 3) your cat
or if you’re trying to capture meloetta or something, bring your cat to that too
like at literally any given moment you can walk into Giovanni’s office and he’ll just be sitting there like “who’s a good kitty, yes you are"
the HGSS executives will never appear in the anime because all of their job duties are already taken by persian
kitty
fluffy kitty
I’m YELlIN THE STAR WARS MASK BACKPACK HEAD BABY DOLL AND BACKFLIP ARE ALL THERE
this is so american im crying
