chefpyro:

chefpyro:

me: why would I want to go to a skate park?

little smash mouth on my shoulder: it’s a cool place

me: am I dressed warmly enough for this weather?

little smash mouth: they say it gets colder

the-worm-man:

kaijuno:

Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy

half of the time:

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the other half:

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pianokeysandpeonies:

Covid is not over and black lives still matter. Stop trying to “go back to normal” when shit is still happening.

Stop going on trips and going to restaurants without masks.

Keep educating yourself and protesting and calling and donating and signing petitions.

Wear a mask. End white supremacy. Defund police.

I know it’s tiring but it’s not over for either thing even though people are pretending it is. I know the overlap is exhausting. But be safe, social distance, and keep fighting the good fight.

eddiekaspbrakes:

ovur:

BOOOOO! WE HATE YOUR PUSSY 😡😡😡😡😡 !!!!!!

Fine! *zips it up and leaves*

amphibianroyalty:

10 years late to the party? when has that ever stopped me?

badendbirds:

In my mind, Lup and Taako have a few levels in rogue.

Just give me a pair of kids who legit know how to stealth and pickpocket. Team cons anybody? Small grifts?

Very mild highway robbery?

I see where youre coming from but you have to remember that they tried to pull the “is this seat taken, person ive never met before” in a casino while looking exactly the same

spaceswordblaster:

squided:

gromp-the-wight-eater:

silly-slacker-person:

motherfucker-unlimited:

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ALL OUR CUSTOMERS DESERVE TO DIE

AND

LAWS ARENT REAL

GO FUCK IT UP GUSTAV

As someone who worked in retail, all customers DO deserve to die and laws ARENT real

Ok so this is obviously fake but the real history of Pepsi is still killing me

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BRAD’S DRINK

ginopizza:

The concept of hannibal is so fucking funny to me I cant get over it. Like hmm we need to find out whos doing all these crimes. Now let me go to my friend Haggravated Lassault’s house