Silver Tongue
pulp-punk:
“I’m on my second playthrough of Night in the Woods. It’s a great game and you should play it! Awoooooo!
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pulp-punk:

I’m on my second playthrough of Night in the Woods. It’s a great game and you should play it! Awoooooo!

gluttonace:

When ur stronk enough to teraform WITHOUT using water.

pondwitch:

pondwitch:

here at bethesda we pride ourselves on our ability to consistently descend into new and exciting depths of the uncanny valley. we stay on the cutting edge of next-gen almost-human-looking beings. with every major release, our twitchy, dead-eyed, unpredictable mannequins get double resolution for their facial textures, and we are always tweaking their body language to be more unintentionally off-putting than previously thought possible.

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this wobbling woman is nonverbally but unmistakably communicating that she has very strong teeth and will not hesitate to bite me if i displease her

drunkonschadenfreude:

College dropout Mae Borowski returns home to the crumbling former mining town of Possum Springs seeking to resume her aimless former life and reconnect with the friends she left behind. But things aren’t the same. Home seems different now and her friends have grown and changed. Leaves are falling and the wind is growing colder. Strange things are happening as the light fades.

And there’s something in the woods.

Night in the Woods (2017)

thereddestglass:

thereddestglass:

So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.

It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.

omfg this got NOTES while I was gone

mousethephoenix:

Isnt it kind of weird that overwatch is all about the future and science and theres no hint of magic in it and then you have guys who summon dragons through their tattoos and we all just accepted that

Coming from a state champion baker:

haberdashing:

leaper182:

meowjorie:

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

yo I can vouch for this
I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference
the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out
like at all
you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry
this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next level

Does this count as cake hacks?

cake: hacked

sorrowskitchen:

pussylightlytoasted:

glam-alien:

laciengasmile:

weavemama:

weavemama:

THE LAST ROUND OF KARMA BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2K17 HAS TO OFFER. 

These disgusting fucks literally tried to humiliate a black family’s birthday party by flaunting the confederate flag and acting like the demonic fools they are. They waved shotguns in the black children faces, calling them n*ggers, and threatened to killed them.  Let me reiterate that for ya’ll, waving guns in black children’s faces and threatening to kill them. 

Boy do I love to see ugly racist people cry. 

can we all just….. 

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Gonna go ahead and quote
@weavemama
on her own post and say “you’re only sorry because you got caught”. Cry all you want, nobody feels sorry for you. Human garbage racist fucks.
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Originally posted by thatbitchjacob

The link on that video is so wild cause she stood there and said “I want y'all to know that that’s not me, that’s not him [as a person] and I would never walk up and say those words to you” and I’m thinking like……………………but you did. So you are that person?

Yes