Silver Tongue

thenameisgreed:

gothicprep:

one of my coworkers used to work at hollister and she was telling me abt their dress code the other day and it simultaneously sounds made up but isn’t surprising

some highlights:

  • you have to be tan but you can’t be TOO tan
  • your hair has to look presentable but it can’t look like you put time or effort into doing it
  • no noticeable makeup even tho the store is dark as hell
  • you have to order all your work clothes out of this catalogue and there are specific details abt how you have to wear them (flannels had to be paired with certain shirts, jeans had to be rolled twice and the size of the pant roll thing had to be the width of two fingers)
  • you could wear flip flops but only Their flip flops, not any inferior brand of flip flops
  • you couldn’t paint your nails. you could paint your toenails but they had to be red
  • periodically, some lady would come around the store and quiz them on the dress code
  • basically they were trying to go for an effortless west coast beach vibe but they couldn’t have possibly put more effort into achieving it

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insertdisc5:

good luck

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The Red Robes

irradiatedsnakes:

when killian and carey get married they hyphenate their last names. killian and carey fangbattle-crushbone. they have the singular most badass surname in existence

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Why haven’t they ever slimed the audience at the oscars

nurselofwyr:

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:

selchieproductions:

i mean, maybe this is my inner “survivor of child abuse” talking, but I am not going to tell abusive parents that they’re bad at bringing up their children without a bullet proof plan with regards to how I could protect my student from the emotional and physical backlash of that meeting.

Important thing to remember about intervening in abuse in general. Any actions taken by others to hold the abuser accountable WILL be taken out on the victim and not the person doing the confronting. Do not confront an abuser about their actions unless you know for absolute certain that you can protect their victim from the fallout.

AN ABBREVIATED GUIDE TO ‘holy shit my friend is in an abusive relationship what do I do’

tastefullyoffensive:
“#LibrarianJokes (via PlattevillePL)
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tastefullyoffensive:

#LibrarianJokes (via PlattevillePL)

assgod:
“ assgod:
“I’m done
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Get the look: salami
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assgod:

assgod:

I’m done

Get the look: salami