bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:

reformed/redeemed jasper who, instead of living at the barn or with steven, finds a places in the mountains {thanks to the warp pad} where she can explore and live in a quiet solitude. she originally found the place when connie and steven took her camping. the trip was going well until jasper came back to camp dragging a black bear with her, yellin excitedly “Steven! Is this one of those dogs you were talking about??”

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LET. HER. HOLD. HIM.

luxwing:

“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”

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olivesawl:

sharq-byte:

tinymelee:

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PREDICT THIS

Find a way to reschedule your grandparents death.

Reminds me of my favorite Asshole Professor Attendance story. I had a professor with a similar zero-tolerance policy. My senior year, he tried to flunk a guy for missing classes due to National Guard Duty. Now, this is already illegal. But what makes it particularly evil is that we were in New Jersey, and this was the fall of 2001. Professor Asshole, with a straight face, tried to fail someone for working at Ground Zero after 9/11. 

He got into some DEEP shit with University over that. 

My sisters doggo is so adorable

jununy:
“ The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle
ALSO… please rate this on wlf fanforge if u want these asian betas as a wall art option!!
”

kellyangel:

icecreamsandwichcomics:

aimless efforts

amazing

snoozlebee:

i-fought-space:

i-fought-space:

writing-prompt-s:

After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!

or possibly the moon!!!

*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*

thefeelofavideogame:

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

roachpatrol:
“ thatsonofamitch:
“ this tweet changed my entire life
”
drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
”
He really is. He’s the one who said “I will face God and walk backwards into hell”

roachpatrol:

thatsonofamitch:

this tweet changed my entire life

drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise

He really is. He’s the one who said “I will face God and walk backwards into hell”