bnprime:

stunningpicture:

Finally got around to mowing the lawn today.

better put them in some of your clay pots and vases before some kid steals them.

gaylibertarianstonerdracomalfoy:

skype:

Why would donuts care about your journey? Look at them! They’re heartless. Literally heartless!

am i having a stroke or is this the most incomprehensible ad in the world

serenity-fails:

ellipellius:

cristofalina:

serenity-fails:

Morrigan - “Moist”

But why the leg hairs

Why

and why is she so fat? :( like have you seen her in origins and inquisition? she’s a lovely slim woman

1. Because, at least in my game, she’s a mother who has given birth and I draw her to reflect that.

2. Your idea of “fat” and mine vary wildly.

3. I don’t care about perfectly duplicating the game model, at all, considering 90% of all characters of the same species and gender have exactly the same body type, which is way more unrealistic than me drawing one woman with slightly wide hips.

4. Women of any size are just as “lovely” as slim women.

5. If you will refer to my FAQ:

Also, she lived in the middle of a forest in mideval times her whole life. Where the fuck would she find a razor to shave?

gearholder:

kaersimys:

agoraphobic-ecologist:

Y'all know what they did…

yo what the fuck did they DO

The Foundation does many distasteful things in the completion of our mission, but our mission is important enough that the price is one we must pay.

sketchamagowza:

shirt

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markraas:

Request/idea: Ana nano boosts wrong target. Sorry if this is messy, i worked pretty late for it.

polygonalfish:

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.

bsbs-pony-farm:

>tell worthless underlings to go get your bag

P: WHAT THE FRESH FUCK WAS THAT??!?

I: Ooh…Uh, I didn’t expect something like….this when B-Boss explained the experiment. Did it sound like it was in your head to you? Who even was that?

>investigate what is incubating in u while they’re gone

P: Wh-where are they??

I: I think they’re in our head Patricia. And they want to know what was incubating in us.

O: Wouldn’t they know if they were in cahoots with B-Boss?

I: Maybe it’s a test? Um..

O: Whatever B-Boss did to us after she knocked us out made your commands broadcast directing into our heads…apparently. 

I: This seems like what B-Boss wanted but she said it’d be a few weeks until it finished. Why is it already working?

>eat them anyways when they get back

O: We can all hear you, fyi…

P: HOLY FUCK

sevenpaperplates:

I am from here on open for commissions, if there is any interest in such.

For the prices, you can check this little chart I made.

Anything that’s not listed here is negotiable.

For any commission you may have, you can contact me via the “ask me” section or send an email to sevenpaperplates@gmail.com

kilalabunnies:

silver-tongues-blog:

big fuckin nerd

super cutie

if you see her, immediately tell her she’s cute

Originally posted by todomatsu

EXCUSE U

Originally posted by kast43