vivienvalentino:

linrenzo:

She was scandalous

unclefather:

me after I go to Taco Bell

korolevx:

good one Neil we’re gonna start an interplanetary war after the aliens discover we named their planet Dopey

boysbooksandbandsohmy:

bluescreenofthedead:

faceboored:

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

endgam3:

setheverman:

i’m getting messages like “i’m sorry about what happened in sweden last night” and i’m sitting here like “???? what happened????”

turns out trump had a speech where he talked about terrorism and said “You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden… Sweden!” but nothing actually happened here and our government is now trying to figure out what he was talking about ????? ? ? ????? ? ?????????????????

Look…it’s just his administration has some of those alternative facts™.

Fox even fabricated a swedish diplomat to perpetuate the fake story

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fazboggle:

maxiesatanofficial:

sassking-trevor:

I had to see THIS at work today and it wins the award for worst funko pop ever

my favorite thing is that if not for the box there would be no way to tell this is supposed to be a baby

really says a lot about funko pop and dreamworks

foxaes:

new taz feels (this is rll bad maybe ill clean it up when i have patience)