Silver Tongue

rosexknight:

cloud-flash:

hi-can-i-take-your-bullshit:

mizumanta:

shingeki-no-helpme:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

THE ONE WRITTEN BY JESUS

I AM VERY CONFIDENT I AM IN STARBUCKS RIGHT NOW

i don’t know if we’ve reblogged this already but it can be reblogged again

@rosexknight

These are all fucking priceless XD

cityinthesea:
“ this was supposed to be a short exercise for fun but i always get carried away…
i am most proud of that cape. i did that in one go and felt like a god
”

cityinthesea:

this was supposed to be a short exercise for fun but i always get carried away…

i am most proud of that cape. i did that in one go and felt like a god

mint-and-love:

catsandhatred:

debauchedsl0thery:

amy-reblogs:

1nsomnizac:

ask-bot:

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

take a nap

Take a nap

Take a nap

Take a nap

Take a nap

mediamattersforamerica:

The Trump administration has withdrawn federal protections for transgender students, but their argument for doing so is based on years of right-wing bullshit. 

Conservatives still can’t name a single instance where these protections were abused. 

voiceskele:

queenoftherams8:

tangzhuang:

spacelesbians:

bpdsnek:

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

Mitochondria machine broke

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

THIS BITCH EMPTY

Y E E T

tastefullyoffensive:

Comedian Josh Johnson is all class. [full video]

boshrocks:

theatremissfit:

clones-and-thrones:

This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.

What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand

That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2

ciphereye:

when u have 2 do all the work in a group project

image

when u also have 2 present it

image

psychotictea:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

starbutch:

The Bee Movie but every time we touch, I get this feeling, and every time we kiss, I swear I could fly

have you ever read anything more early 2000s

Listen here bud cascada is mid 2000s y'all ain’t gunna make me old like this