whothefuckiscas:

and here you can see two vehicles

one belongs to the best supenatural hunters in the world

and the other is a 67′ chevy impala owned by dean winchester

curiooftheheart:

mgs3:

jojos bizarre adventure creepypasta
when i was in the car a red hot chili peppers song came on and red hot chili pepper (the stand) came out of my radio and electrocuted my dick 

This story is ridiculous, Chili Pepper’s precision is only a C so no way he’d hit a target that small.

tohdaryl:

A Sadako vs Kayako fan art. I actually enjoyed this movie. :P

quartz-poker:

krd-answers:

prokopetz:

fungii:

beard-bread:

thisiswhymomworries:

3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

HOLY FUCK KRULL AND SPAWN HAMMER

leave luigi out of this

tier 7 (overwrought): The Grand Admiral, The Imperial Treasure, The Tree of Life, The Heaven-Violating Spear, The Glorious Ambassador, The Great Dragon of the Earth, The Summit of All Ecstasy

tier 8 (inexplicable): technicolor donkey, intransigent walrus, bellicose librarian, drunken butler, bittersweet limousine, Bob

tier 9 (Morrissey): bulbous salutation

But my penis IS named Bob. D:

sekkusudorei:

LIMB LEGION by Z-Ton

dongoverlord:

sapphiclalondes:

deku-sprout:

warmsleepy:

Homestuck troll oc whose TYPING👏QUIRK👏IS👏THIS👏

LOUDER👏 FOR👏THE👏PEOPLE👏IN👏THE👏BACK👏

I 👏HATE 👏THIS 👏POST👏

this is the best fantroll tbh

exactly. But people treat it like a personal attack. Although, if you’re a raging idiot I guess it is a personal attack. Hell, I talked to some of my best friends who are kin as a coping mechinism and they agree that kinning with someone elses OC is sketch as fuck. The only time you should kin with an OC is if the OC is specifically made to be you. because that character IS you.

Kinning with a living person is a big no-no though

well, when it comes to dead people, it isn’t as much of a big deal since reincarnation is a thing. It’s mostly fictionkin that grind my gears, and even then it’s only the ones who claim kin with other peopels OCs or claim that a character canonically does whatever because they claim kin with a character and they do whatever.