ogcarl:

lyjerria:

who knew this would be relevant one day

Damn trump been ugly his whole life

hamtastrophe:

please stop presenting news on tumblr about the latest events in the form of 20 tweets vertically lined up all saying the exact same thing

mikkynga:

apocahipster:

y’all realise a ‘werewolf mccree’ would literally just look like

Please give me more werewolf mccree

hornyspice:

Me on the phone with customer service

haiku-oezu:

culturenlifestyle:

Artist Paints 50,000 Bees Over The Globe To Bring Awareness

New York-based artist Matt Willey is painting 50,000 bees murals over the world with his ambitious  Good of the Hive Initiative. 

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petite-pumpkin:

Pumpkin has never tried it. But she knows it isn’t actually made from pumpkins, so it doesn’t scare her.

Wait, pumpkin spice is not actually made from pumpkins?

glitchedpuppet:

a comic about critique

surfacage:

noire: why the fuck is your wartortle named chapstick

spark: uhh i had chapstick in my pockets when i caught it….

noire: i can’t believe you’re a team leader

(thank you to nimiana for spaghetti, salvesilverio for wingdings, thecolossalennui for chad, pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri for fearow, hymnofthevalkyries for sassycheeks, coffeemakernamedhank for chapstick, and the collective fandom for donglord LOL)

griffys:

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river