cryptidsuggestion:

you hear a tapping at your window at night, you’re terrified but you go and look out. a feeling of relief washes over you as you realize its just your local cryptid asking for your wifi password, they want to message their friend, but most cell companies don’t sell data plans to nonhuman beings, so they just wanna use ur wifi for a sec

@gearholder

atomicmelonade:

a childhood fear of sorts.

sabishiranami:

ya archie wyd???

Comic from a thing my girlfriend said on Skype. I simply provided what Archie said and then did this entire thing lmao

mythicfictionist:

jesseshimada:

jesseshimada:

overwatch no mercy run

numbani defense. me as zenyatta, and 5 lucios; 2 on speed, 3 on heal. they just ran around and spammed their boosts to keep me alive and mobile. they also stayed hidden in the little rooms so that they wouldn’t die.

i was a very fast little robot man with a fist full of discord who never died.

also we won.

resistdrumpf:

Someone is going into grocery stores and putting stickers on milk jugs of ‘missing’ US reps who are refusing to hold town meetings this week (presumably because they’re afraid of trump protesters). 

Whoever you are, know that you are loved and appreciated. 

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

shitpost-senpai:

denzelle:

denzelle:

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

I did this and got arrested for pirating tomatoes

you wouldn’t download a tomato

deep-sea-prince:

@les-etoiles-et-musique