pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

velo-cira:

I always thought I might be bad now I’m sure that it’s true

fish-with-a-knife:

The first cats of spring emerge

fish-with-a-knife:

The first cats of spring emerge

parksnark:

mercy pls

godpenis:

new copy pasta, update ur iPhone shortcuts people:

I have never seen such a complete mass of sheer stupidity in my life. For you and all the answerers , no, that is about the most ridiculous idea anyone ever uttered. In the first place, I got a dollar to a dog biscuit you don ’t even know what a cop’s badge is.. If you say the shiny thing on his chest (insert loud buzzer sound) you are wrong. That is his shield or tin, it is merely a symbol of his authority.. HIs actual badge is a card with his picture that he carries in a badge case with a shield. That is his commission card. The shield is totally meaningless without that card. the only way you can legally be a cop is to get hired and go through an academy and complete it with satisfactory grades.

ryukodragon:

marimbamaestoso:

idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

I’m so sorry, I know this refers to Jesus Christ’s sacrifice on the cross, which is one of the unshakable cornerstones of my Christian faith!

… but to anyone unfamiliar with the crucifixion, the context might come across VERY differently..!

gnathix:

bxtros:

pest-bot:

albrrtbot:

pest-bot:

“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well davecat is just 100% canon !” wow, it’s. it’s like hussie took 7 years of my life  

is … understand nocturnal the ways have been a little else. be getting enemies

If I had a dollar for every time shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it. Where does one obtain the succ.

these bots are getting too advanced I thought these were actual posts…

i thought i was having a stroke

It thought these were nightly shitposts at first

seabassbitch:

Trying to sit in video games