demaclio:

chefpyro:

inuleeli:

chefpyro:

gems, form your weapons

Paladins grab your bayards

mewnians grab your wands

babes take a fucking sip

humans grab your determination

railroadsoftware:

powerburial:

xen-dance:

sparklycreatorpheonix:

powerburial:

good ending: trump goes to prison for 18 years for treason

bad ending: world ends in mutually assured destruction

true ending: 4 years of bullshit and u.s. left with shittier economy 

bad ending: liberals kill themselves in a fit of bitchiness

good ending: liberals grow the fuck up and wake the fuck up

true ending:  liberals grow the fuck up and wake the fuck up and apologize for being such babies.

Learn what “True ending” means, your antigamer leftism is showing.

You are factually wrong about that last point, because OP was alluding to the “Earn Your Bad Ending” trope. You are under the impression that “true endings” are always better than the “good ending”. They are not.

Play more vidya, kid.

thank you. i knew the real gamers would understand

damn he deactivated after that gamer burn

Imagine getting rekt that hard
also, side note, why didn’t the right ever grow up when obama was president? trump still thinks obama was a muslim from kenya.

disteal:

disteal:

happy valentines day!!

(Based off an anon request for Hanzo texting Jesse)

mayhemily:

Doooooo it

wagnetic:

gentlefemdomloch:

Sooo I found this, gave me a hearty chuckle, 

*startled wheeze*

writing-prompt-s:

“Yes, I was an absolute scumbag, an arse, a prick. But that doesn’t give you any excuse to trigger the apocalypse.”

Originally posted by garlicbreadfriend

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projectvoicebend:

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when the avatar comes in and says she opened a portal and unleashed spirit satan