Silver Tongue

anastasia-cherubin:

wishdreamstar:

ask-ickle-mod:

okay so my other post has gotten circled around from hell and back , but now I just want a better, cleaner version to get a chance to get around so HERE YA GO

and let’s cycle it again!

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Then put them all together to make one SUPER EXPRESSION!!!!

mysticmoonhigh:
“ rubee:
“ what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
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You clearly don’t own a cat
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mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon

caprisunsport:

remember the episode of icarly where freddy was ostracized by everyone he loved for saying that fred wasnt that funny

squidscientistas:

My headlamp was the mother goose for a batch of my little squidlets today

@mintyfreshsquids imagine if baby inklings did this

goku’s funny twin brother, Joku
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Originally posted by tragic-legend

he is pretty much a joke

Metal Gear: Snake Kills his Fake Dad
Metal Gear 2: Metal Gear 1, again, except the dad is real this time
Metal Gear Solid: Metal Gear 2, again, except with it's his brother instead of his dad
Metal Gear Solid 2: Metal Gear Solid, again, except an internet creepypasta
Metal Gear Solid 3: Metal Gear 1, except Snake's Dad kills Snake's Dad's Mom.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Snake is old and gay in a plane and also Snake's dad isn't dead
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker: Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean and gets tricked by both a fake of his mom and also a fake little anime girl who was actually a little anime adult
Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes: Snake's dad has an adventure in Gitmo while Hideo Kojima apologizes constantly
Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain: Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean but it's actually not Snake's dad but Snake's dad's boyfriend's bootleg recreation of Snake's dad

comupterremade:

whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling  me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for

scribblekin:

scribblekin:

Tonight on Half-Serious Crackpot Theories That Are Still Technically Canon Compliant:

Ash and Paul’s bratty future fusion-clone-son time travels and hires TR to try to rig a race…all for petty revenge in response to some sort of off-handed “when I was your age” comment probably.

…sometimes I still wonder about what sorta dark-timeline this kid crawled out from, like this dude acts like a nightmare combo of Ash+Paul ‘s Worst Traits but somehow didn’t even inherit good eyebrows, what kinda cruel fate… what sort of curse….

he shaved his eyebrows to rebel against his dads