Silver Tongue

hauntpark:

listen you fucks

i would bring back superwholock, “GRAB YOUR WANDS,” dashcon, Tumblr University, “always reblog the creator”…. i would bring back all that shit in a heartbeat if it meant it would replace discourse and the tumblr userbase just constantly shitting on each other for meaningless Woke Points

this is a good image, brent

elasticitymudflap:

cayteecat:

elasticitymudflap:

mysterypearl:

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she eat the roc…………………

lov the cronch

she is a rock tho

LOV THE CRONCH

this peridot traveled thousands of lightyears from homeworld to earth to taste this rock
she craves the mineral

auroraum9742:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

there’s no such thing as a convenient window through which to view che–

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Take a fucking look babe

beeishappy:

beeishappy:

LSSC | 2017.02.13 | Yesterday, Trump sent out a new face, White House Senior Policy Advisor and young Gargamel, Stephen Miller.

LSSC | 2017.02.14 Stephen Miller whereabouts update:

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gaol-is-ceol:

denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

cherrylilies:

cherrylilies:

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i had to look at this username and now so do u

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this is my favourite post not only bc this is such a good username and i love whoever is using it but bc i see this reply and i die everytime

jinny-thekisaragi:

you forsake two new friends in the woods.

cynn-cynn:
“ mike-and-his-blog:
“yo youtube you mind uhhh getting this shit away from me
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he looks like those deviantart wolves in human form
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cynn-cynn:

mike-and-his-blog:

yo youtube you mind uhhh getting this shit away from me

he looks like those deviantart wolves in human form

aardwolfpack:

ambiguations:

It’s weird to me that flowering plants appeared so recently.

Of course, 160 million years ago isn’t that recent. But for most of the period when vascular plants have existed, there were no flowers, and in particular, there was no grass. What would the world look like with no grass?

Earth is 4.54 billion years old, so it’s only had flowering plants for 3.5% of its lifetime.  Strange to think about.

nerdjpg:

pyxell:

darthtnt:

facebookstaff:

fuckoffedna:

facebookstaff:

Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????

Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.

What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..

Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers

yeah i never got this.

sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.

Destroy the concept of “girly” drinks