ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings:

Nintendo Direct 9/1/16

pearl-likes-pi:

very good and original meme

sabrecmc:

girlswhoarewolves:

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

dark-haired-hamlet:

e-pluribusunum:

e-pluribusunum:

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese” 

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

sapphiresoulmate:

blinkingkills:

heylaurak:

michaelmidnight:

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

IN A ROW?

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

i can’t even this is so great.

The only important makorra video

kilalabunnies:

eveningflares:

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

@silver-tongues-blog

@kilalabunnies

taco-bell-rey:

All that Miranda Cosgrove has been doing for the past 4 years is just staying in her lane, getting an education and spending that iCarly money 

redinki:

i always liked nepeta

charlesoberonn:

When Peridot is lamenting her failure in capturing the corrupted gem, she looks at her hands with looks of sadness and anger.

She probably still misses her old limb-enhancers and doubts her own abilities without them. Homeworld taught her that she has nothing without them, and that the technological enhancements are everything there is to her. Even lying to her about her abilities.

She relies too much on technological extensions to herself and is trying to unlearn the idea that she has no worth without them.

That’s why she’s boasting and focusing on her own intellect throughout the whole episode. She focuses on her own mind as the source of her success, to prove herself that she’s more than just tech.

But when her brains fail to yield any results, she begins to doubt herself and her abilities, and the confidence and self-reliance that she worked so hard to teach herself.

That’s why this moment, as silly as it is, is so important.

It’s the moment she regained her confidence in herself. To prove to herself that she’s more than just technology, and she’s even more than just her intellect. She’s a person.

mattjosephdiaz:

This is about to get really sweet or really mean